Hanging tree jokes
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.