Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
