Hairstyle Jokes

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?

Panera Hair.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.