Hairiness jokes

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

What's brown and hairy? A bear.

What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.