What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
