Gumball jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?

Banana Joe: No.

Darwin: Is it a leaf?

Banana Joe: No.

Gumball: What is it then?

Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.