Gumball jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?

Banana Joe: No.

Darwin: Is it a leaf?

Banana Joe: No.

Gumball: What is it then?

Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.