Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
