Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Guidance Jokes
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.