Guardian

Guardian Jokes

In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.

Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.

Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.

Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.

Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.

Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.

Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.

I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.

the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre