Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
one i grow some som more yea i am 4 im caillou im caillou im caillou thats me.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I don’t shut up I grow up like u should
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing their parents told them they couldn't have a cow so they threw a tantrum instead.
I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
Mom shut up me I don't shut up I grow up when I look at you I throw up
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
Jada Smith: Grow some balls Me: Grow some hair
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
