Group behavior jokes

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

like this if you don't like school.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.