Group behavior jokes

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

like this if you don't like school.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.