I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
someone dies
Knock knock who"s there? it's the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
Death once had a near chuck experience.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
