Greeting Card jokes

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.