Greeting Card jokes

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.