Greeting Card jokes

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.