Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
you.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
