Goth girl jokes

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.