Goth girl jokes

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.