Gonorrhea jokes

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?

A slow clap.

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...

Bloody seamen.

My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.