Goldfish jokes

What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A dead goldfish.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.