God gift jokes

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!

Hahaha LOL Jajaj.

And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"

GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.

If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."

When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.