Go-around jokes
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Memes
my hair line go's around the would but not my freind
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Community
to val, who thinks it’s funny as a 40 year old woman to go around on an anon account and insult minors, fuck off and go groom some other kids holy fucking shit, no one on here cares about you anymore, and i feel bad for your children.
look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more