Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.
When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one 🤣🤣
