Globalization jokes
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.