German Language jokes

Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?

Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”

Bitch, that's not my name.

What was Hitler's lucky number?

Nein.

Germany is...

I am on the German website.

TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.

When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."

Mom: "No?"

"Like in heaven?" said the mother.

"No, juice," Sally said.