German Language jokes
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.