German Language jokes
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.