Generation Jokes

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them

In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.

Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*

i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?

satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”

therapist: that's not so bad

satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”