Gaming jokes

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

I love playing games.

Awesome, amazing game!

Games are fun.

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!

What games do you play if you are bored?

Board games.

I love games.

Fun game to get.

What game is for kids? Uno.

What time is fun?

Time for games!