Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan? The apples get picked
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids needs to be shot
Why did I by the orphan a iPhone 12 because he couldn’t get home
whats an orphans favorite band foster the people😂
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Everyone punch orphans what are they gonna do tell their parents?
like this if you are in foster care
How many foster parents does each Orphan have 1 half
we should bully foster parents more for raising parent less nobody's
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home
whats an orphans most hated show
The Fosters
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home
Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death
