How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
