Foster jokes
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphan
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Community talk
guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more