Fortune Teller

Fortune Teller Jokes

Jail

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

Medium

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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  • Money

    I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

    Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?