NewspaperAnonymous7 years agoHow do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
ManAnonymous7 years agoGive a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
PoliticsAnonymous7 years agoWhat’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.