Floyd

Floyd Jokes

Song

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

Covid

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Dick

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Man

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

America

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Road

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

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  • Emo

    What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

    The Final Cut.

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  • Breath

    Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

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  • Wall

    What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

    The best thing they did was a wall.

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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