Fishermen jokes
Fishermen are the best at networking.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"
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What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.