9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it đđ¤Ł
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after youâve finished raping her
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
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Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished â I had ran out of gas
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
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Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, âPisstiano Penaldo!â
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Why wasnât the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Whatâs the best part of raping an 11 year old girl? Killing the little bitch after youâve finished with her
