What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
you.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
