Finish jokes

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?

"That hit the spot?"

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

you.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."