Fingertip jokes
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
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