Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
Dave got a new job at the suicide hotline. The manager shows him to his desk and Dave has a seat.
The manager says, "Remember! Your job is to make sure that the person at the other end of the line does not kill himself, no matter what! That's the one thing you have to do!"
Dave says "No problem! I will do exactly what you just told me!" and the manager leaves him to his job.
A few minutes, later Dave's phone rings.
"Hello?" Dave answers. No response for a few seconds, then a voice appears.
"My wife cheated on me." a man says. The man on the other end of the line is clearly depressed.
"I'm sorry to hear that." Dave says.
"I found out that she's been doing it for months; she says I don't treat her well enough. She's filing for divorce and threatening to take the kids from me. I don't know what to do. I just took up drinking and gambling, the pain goes away at first but it always comes back. I don't think I can even afford to see a psychiatrist; money is tight as it always is. I wish I could manage my finances better... I just don't see any way out. I think the only thing I can do that makes sense is to just kill myself."
Dave pauses for a moment, thinks, and then he asks:
"Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her?"
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
My mom and I went to a bank. hard to say i never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks"
LOL
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
