Fedora jokes

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.