My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me “Hey did you kno-“
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me “Hey did you kno-“
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
I love going to church to get closer to god, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis
What is an Orphans least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages of course, silly!
What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? Schweaty balls, or if your Michael Joseph Jackson, tiny balls.
What’s George floyd’s favorite color? Neon black