Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Poopy, farty, pee.
