Family Tree jokes
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.