ur dad lesbian
Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
How emos propose:would you please join my family tree.
Credit to my friend @omnom
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple has a family tree
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
