Family Tree jokes
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.