Family Tree

Family Tree jokes

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!