A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Answer; Their INCESTors!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree? A stump.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
How emos propose:would you please join my family tree.
Credit to my friend @omnom
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
