Family Portrait jokes
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a photo, it鈥檚 also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
When an orphan takes a picture, it鈥檚 a family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.