Fake news jokes

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."

He he, that's MJ's pronouns.

23 is Michael Jordan's.

Fake news is Trump's.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?