Fake news jokes

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."

He he, that's MJ's pronouns.

23 is Michael Jordan's.

Fake news is Trump's.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!