Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Eyewear Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!