Excretion jokes

Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

That moment when you poop 😂

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

What did buttholes say after taking a dump?

Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"

Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?

No?

Because it hasn't come out yet.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?

It hasn't come out yet.

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.