Every

Every Jokes

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year

I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took

What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.