Every little helps jokes
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.