Every little helps jokes

Why do midgets work at Tesco?

Because every little helps.

Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?

Because every little helps!

Why does Tesco like midgets?

Every little helps.

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.

I apologize for my grammar.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.