Etymology jokes

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...