What is hell to you? Jesus!!!!! He is every where taking our time, and energy, and our lives for his entertainment. But judgement day is his eternal hell! And our Eternal Heaven!!
Orphan: my mommy and daddy love me. Guy: were are they then? Orphan: in the eternal depths of
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Give a man a match he will be warm for hours Set him on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life
Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
Wakende forever didn’t last forever
God promised John that if he came 1st he would get an eternal life but instead he came 5th and got a kettle!
jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed but at 97 I died...
I think jesus is broken
I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
