Equivalent jokes

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.

Ratio.

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

Agreed (DYM 127).

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The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.