Equal jokes

"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

Pussy = drugs.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.