Equal jokes

Pussy = drugs.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.