Epileptic jokes
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.