Entrepreneurship jokes
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Community talk
Js made a sale for the start of my business (even though im starting ts when im 16) Its not that good a sale, cause id have to start cheap and make my way up to more expensive.. but its okay!!
Unfortunately I can’t get the phrase “Cheese it better than ham” because you “have to own a business” to get a trademark. And “you can’t just get a trademark because you want to”. Ugh laws. Smh