Your forehead is so big your entire face is on your chin.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
im so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For 0$...
ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.
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Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
